Kate Upton has a bit part in the Farrelly Brothers’s upcoming Three Stooges movie,
so obviously everything she does is totally relevant to a serious film
site such as this. But what am I saying? I’m sure I don’t have to
justify these things to you. You guys, you guys get it, that’s
why I like you.
Anyway, Kate Upton has made a fine career out of having
giant boobs that she can make jiggle when she walks, and finally someone
has given them a supercut, which they call “Kate Upton Bouncing: The
Supercut.” You can watch it below. It’s truly impressive, most girls
just get an up-and-down bounce, if they’re lucky, while Kate has figured
out a way to make both boobs not only jiggle and bounce up and down,
but also gyrate side to side and twist almost independently of each
other. Now if you’ll just let me get my compass and protractor out, we
can make a fine graph of their pitch, roll, yaw, initial impact,
amplitude, rate of jiggle, and other important statistics. (*pours test
tube into beaker*) KNOWLEDGE IS POWER! [Buzzfeed]
