Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Tunisie. Moncef Marzouki dément la rumeur de son futur mariage avec Sihem Badi






Le président de la
république dément la rumeur relative à son prochain mariage avec la
ministre de la Femme du nouveau gouvernement. «Hkaya fergha» (Une
histoire bidon), dit-il.




Pour
faire du buzz et vendre n’importe quoi, certains collègues cherchent le
sensuel et publient de l’intox. Une manière de broyer du vent et de
vendre du mensonge, aux dépens des victimes des ragots.

Depuis,
deux jours, ces confrères, citant «une source officielle», ont affirmé
que Moncef Marzouki «est allé à Deguèche pour demander la main de sa
future épouse», qui n’est autre que Sihem Badi, la ministre de la Femme
(et ancienne militante du Cpr en France).

Dès l’annonce de cette
vraie fausse information sur les réseaux sociaux, les internautes se
sont déchaînés pour balancer n’importe quoi : des photos pendant la
campagne électorale où M. Marzouki et Sihem Badi étaient côte-à-côte.
Quant aux commentaires, c’est vraiment le délire total. Et on imagine le
niveau.

M. Marzouki avait, bien sûr, d’autres chats à fouetter
pour le moment. Sa visite dans le sud tunisien, c’était pour rassurer
les habitants de ces régions déshéritées où sévissent le chômage et la
pauvreté.

Au cours de cette tournée dans plusieurs villes et
villages, M. Marzouki a discuté avec les réfugiés des camps et les
populations locales et  inauguré, mercredi, le 44ème Festival du Sahara à
Douz. Il n’y avait pas, dans son programme, une cérémonie de demande en
mariage. L’intéressé, en tout cas, dément catégoriquement.

Jusqu’où
peut tomber le journalisme dans ce pays ? Nul ne saurait le dire. Pour
le moment, on est dans le trou et on continue de creuser.

Notre pays, qui traverse une période transitoire pleine de difficultés, mérite mieux.

Best Photos Of The Arab Revolutions



TUNISIA :































































The dictator Benali say goodbye Tunisia























14/01/2011 The day of escape





EGYPTIAN Revolution

















































LIBYAN Revolution










Have a good dreams







Desperado



Snoop dog fighting in libya







The man that calls his people Rats was found at this place 









This is the end of every dictator

Reasons Why Atheists Suck





  • 1. Atheists really enjoy being smarter and more rational than everyone else. Have you noticed that about Atheists? I have.





  • 2. Atheists tend to be haters who don't
    believe in anything. You get excited about something cool and they are
    always all skeptical, asking lots of critical questions, and basically
    kill the positive energy.





  • 3. They love reading Reddit.com, which
    is a perfectly good site, but they get all smug about how Reddit is
    better than other sites. Like is there some rule that if you don't
    worship the real God, you have to worship Reddit instead?!? WTF?





  • 4. Atheists love to mock hard working, religious Americans who love their kids, work hard, and go to church.





  • 5. Atheists think they are rational and
    scientific but isn't it more rational and open minded to say that God
    *might* exist? Should real scientists keep an open mind?





  • 6. Atheists are some of the biggest trolls on the Internet. They will probably start trolling me just for writing this post.





  • 7. Have you ever known someone who would
    rather be right than loved? And eventually you are like, “dude, ok, ok,
    you are right” but you are also thinking “what an a-hole!” That a-hole
    is almost certainly an atheist.





  • 8. Atheists are the kind of people who
    enjoy telling small children that Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the
    Easter Bunny are all fake. Thanks for ruining all the fun, atheist! I
    guess you think a 5 year old knowing “the truth” is more important than
    them having a happy childhood.





  • 9. Atheists are selfish. Instead of
    praising God for good things that happen in their life, they just praise
    themselves. Like “wow, I really deserved that raise. Praise myself!”





  • 10. They just suck. You don't even need a reason. It is obvious. Just accept it.




Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Patrice O'Neal Dead at 41






Comedian Patrice O'Neal died Tuesday morning ... as a result of a stroke he suffered back in October ... this according to his friends at the "Opie and Anthony" radio show.

O'Neal had been a staple in the comedy world for years -- and performed at the "Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen" back in September.

O'Neal
was a regular guest on the "Opie and Anthony" radio show -- and
appeared on several TV shows such as "Chappelle Show," "The Office," and
"Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn."

Opie just tweeted, "Yes it's
true that our pal Patrice O'Neal has passed away. The funniest and best
thinker I've ever known PERIOD."

O'Neal was 41.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Lady Gaga Totally Looks Like Pigeons

































































































































وفاة عامر منيب






توفى صباح السبت 26 نونبر الجاري، بمستشفى دار الفؤاد بمدينة 6 أكتوبر
في القاهرة، المطرب عامر منيب عن عمر يناهز 48 عاما، بعد صراع مع المرض،
حيث عانى من ورم فى القولون، تم استئصاله فى ألمانيا، ولم تتحسن حالته
الصحية بعد عودته إلى مصر، حيث دخل فى غيبوبة تامة نتيجة المسكنات القوية
التى كان يتناولها، إلى أن وافته المنية.

وقد عانى الفنان عامر منيب من ورم في القولون، قام باستئصاله في
ألمانيا، وتحسنت حالته بعدها، حتى أنه كان من المقرر أن يبدأ بعدها تصوير
فيلم "أجمد واحد في مصر"، ولكن آلام المرض عاودته مرة أخرى ما استوجب دخوله
للمستشفى بعد هبوط حاد في ضغط الدم.

وشيعت جنازة الفنان عامر منيب بعد عصر أمس من مسجد رابعة العدوية بمدينة نصر في العاصمة المصرية القاهرة.

Jennifer Lopez took her kids and her boy-toy Casper Smart to Hawaii




As I’ve said before, I don’t understand why Jennifer Lopez is slumming it with her 24-year-old backup dancer, Casper Smart.
It would be one thing if he was really pretty – that, I might
understand. Every girl likes to look at pretty things. But Casper is
not pretty. He has a good body and he can dance and… that’s about it.
Which means THAT is how low Jennifer has set the bar. Good body and a
good dancer – what is this, ninth grade?! Anyway, Jennifer took her
kids and her boy-toy to Hawaii for some rest and relaxation. We don’t have the photos – you can see some here and here. Casper is just… how could you want to hit that? I don’t understand!


Fashionista Jennifer Lopez didn’t go shopping on Black
Friday. Instead, she feasted her eyes on Casper Smart, her 24-year-old
dancer beau of just a few weeks, who doffed his top during a sexy Thanksgiving vacation in Kauai, Hawaii.

New photos from Friday reveal Lopez, 42, sipping a tropical cocktail
and lounging in her bikini in a cabana alongside her topless, muscular
new man. As previously reported by Us Weekly, Lopez, Smart and her
3-year-old twins Max and Emme spent the Thanksgiving holiday in Hawaii.

“Casper was great with the kids,” a source told Us. During a Thursday
outing on the beach, Smart (who’s performed with Lopez onstage numerous
times) “was twirling them around and doing flips with Emme and she
seemed very comfortable with him.”

Two Sundays ago — following a hot performance at the American Music
Awards — the new couple packed on the PDA at a post-AMAs bash in L.A.

No word yet on whether Lopez and Smart are exclusive. In early
November, Lopez hooked up with ex Marc Anthony (they split in July after
seven years of marriage) in Puerto Rico.

Cautions a friend of the former super-couple: “They may sleep together, but they’re over!”

[From Us Weekly]

It’s already been pointed out that Jennifer claimed she wasn’t going
to introduce her kids to any boyfriends unless it got serious. Does
this mean that it’s “serious” with Casper and Jennifer? Have they even
had time to get “serious”? They’ve been dating for
what? A month or two? So, basically, Max and Emme are going to have
lots of “uncles” for a while OR Jennifer is going to end up marrying
another g–damn backup dancer. COME ON J.LO. You can do better than
this, on all fronts.





Sunday, November 27, 2011

Best Comedy Movies 2011-2012




 10: Diary of a Wimpy Kid – Rodrick Rules:






Diary of a Wimpy Kid Top 10 Most Funny Movies in 2011   2012

Another movie for young kids, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules is a
sequel to 2010 movie Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Zachary Gordon reprises his
role of Greg Heffley along with Robert Capron, Devon Bostick and Rachel
Harris.








9. No Strings Attached:


No Strings Attached Top 10 Most Funny Movies in 2011   2012

Ashton Kutcher paired with Natalie Portman in this romantic comedy
film in which they both made agreement of having a casual sex without
falling in love.








8. Your Highness:


Your Highness Top 10 Most Funny Movies in 2011   2012

Your Highness is fantasy comedy movie starring Academy Award winner
Natalie Portman, Academy Award Nominee James Franco, Danny McBride and
Rasmus Hardiker. The revolves around the two brother Thadeous( McBride)
and Fabious(Franco) who are very lazy warriors.








7. The Dilemma:


The Dilemma Top 10 Most Funny Movies in 2011   2012

The Dilemma is also one of the must watch funny movie of 2011
starring Vince Vaughn, Kevin James, Winona Ryder, Jennifer Conelly,
Queen Latifah and Channing Tatum.








6. Hall Pass:


Hall Pass Top 10 Most Funny Movies in 2011   2012

Owen Wilson teams up Jason Sudeikis in Hall Pass and are given week
off from their marriage by their wives to do what ever they want in one
week. Hall Pass is very good comedy movie for the adult audience and one
the funniest in 2011.








5. Just Go With It:


Just Go with It Top 10 Most Funny Movies in 2011   2012

Once again Adam Sandler delivered the comedy film that will make u
laugh continuously for 2 hours. This film also stars Jennifer Aniston
and Brooklyn Decker and it is a must watch comedy film of 2011.








4. The Hangover 2:


Hangover Part2 Top 10 Most Funny Movies in 2011   2012

Well they are back. After shaking Las Vegas upside down, they are
kicking it at Bangkok for Stu’s wedding. This crazy and funny ride
features all the actors from 1st part with Jamie Chung being the new entry.








3. Rio:


Rio Top 10 Most Funny Movies in 2011   2012

Another computer animated movie which is also one of the funniest
movies of 2011. The movie follows a adventure of two last remaining
species of macaw Blu voiced by Jesse Eisenberg and Jewel voiced by Anne
Hathaway. It is a comedy film if you want to watch with the family.








2. Rango:


Rango Top 10 Most Funny Movies in 2011   2012

A computer animated film tells the story of a pet chameleon named
Rango voiced by Johnny Depp who accidentally ends up in a Mojave Desert.
This movie is full of fun and comic sequence that will make you engage
for at least 2 hours.






1. Horrible Bosses


Horrible Bosses cover Top 10 Most Funny Movies in 2011   2012

What a great movie, one of the best comedy films where everyone has
played the role perfectly, Three horrible bosses who are being planned
to be murdered by three employees, One of the must watch film

Man Arrested For Watching Child Porn On Plane!!


Saturday, November 26, 2011

Kate Upton Wiki




Kate Upton Biography:  Kate Upton (born June 10, 1992) is the American model and actress for her appearance in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue, the first in 2011, when she as Rookie of the Year, and weerin 2012, when she was chosen as the cover model. early life Upton was in St. Joseph, Michigan born and bred in Melbourne, Florida.Her Uncle Fred Upton, Michigan Congress Sixth District Congressman. Upton, an equestrienne, American Paint Horse Association and National level.With the match won her horse Roanie pony ride in 13 trips to the West, on the 13th and rider and 14-18 of the West line of three APHA African Reserve World Championships, was named the champion of the 13 reserves and all around black APHA World Championship Show, she was a total of five titles. In addition, Upton the 20 young people in third overall, finishing in accordance with APHA. The second horse, the zipper, she got the 14-18 Western Riding Equestrian respectively 14-18 and 14-18 West playground in 2009














Friday, November 25, 2011

Top 40 Best iPhone Apps in 2011









There are now well over 250,000 apps available for iPhone, iPad and iPod touch, and, surprisingly, many of the best are free.


The following list showcases our pick of the 40 best free iPhone
apps, and includes iPhone applications for social networking, travel,
news, photography, productivity and more.


If your top free iPhone apps aren’t covered, tell us all about them in the comments.


1. Facebook


Once an ugly duckling, but now – as of version 3 – a
social-network-aware swan, Facebook is a triumph. The revised grid-based
‘home screens’ provide speedy access to regularly visited sections
(news feed, notifications, and so on) and pages, and the experience is
such that it in many ways beats the browser version.


Facebook


2. Gorillacam


Pretty much from nowhere, Gorillacam arrived in December 2009 from
the creators of the Gorillapod tripods. It mashes together a slew of
features to hugely improve an iPhone’s camera (timer, multi-shot,
spirit-level, on-screen grid, ‘press anywhere’ capture), meaning you can
bin a half-dozen standalone apps that offer similar things.


Gorillacam


3. RunKeeper Free


The prospect of Nike+ but better and for free might sound unlikely,
but that’s what RunKeeper Free provides. The app uses an iPhone’s GPS
capabilities to track your jogging route, and provides mapping and
details of pace and calories burned. Activities can be shared online,
and treadmill runs can be entered manually.


Runkeeper


4. Stanza


Kindle’s grabbed many ‘electronic book’ headlines, but an iPhone or
iPod touch is a perfectly competent alternative – at least if you have
the right app to hand. Stanza enables you to download books from various
sources (many of which offer free titles), and you can transfer your
own ePub, PDF or eReader titles from the free Stanza Desktop.


Stanza


5. Dropbox


Plenty of apps exist for transferring content between your computer
and your device, but Dropbox is free and easier to use than most of its
contemporaries. Dump files you want to sync in a folder on your computer
and Dropbox for your device will enable you to access them, download
them for offline viewing, and, in many cases, view them.


Dropbox


6. thetrainline


For anyone commuting by train, thetrainline is the free app to beat
all others. Journey planning, offline results, timetables and a
location-aware ‘next train home’ option are available via a clean,
streamlined interface. The app’s not quite as good as National Rail
Enquiries, but it is very similar – and five quid cheaper.


thetrainline


7. Skype


It’s imperfect and annoyingly lacks push notifications, but Skype is
still an essential download. The interface is pleasingly simple and
usable, enabling anyone with a Skype account to make free calls to other
Skype users and cheap calls to anywhere in the world. If you’re on Pay
and Go, this is particularly handy, but the app also enables iPod touch
users to utilise their devices for calls.


Skype


8. Movies


Although some aspects of cinema listings app Movies are
disappointingly US-centric (notably regarding details on upcoming movies
and DVDs), it succeeds where it matters. Select a film and the app
figures out where you’re located, lists nearby cinemas, and displays
times your chosen film is showing. Efficiency can be further increased
by pinning favourite cinemas to the top of the list.


Movies


9. TonePad


Virtual pianos and guitars are all very well, but purely digital
musical toys are more suited to Apple handhelds. TonePad is the best of
them, using a grid-based interface that enables you to turn notes on and
off and compose pleasing and harmonious loops; your creations can be
edited, saved and uploaded to share with other users.


Tonepad


10. Thomson Reuters News Pro


There are many free news apps, but Reuters News Pro offers a breadth
of coverage that makes it a winner. Preferences enable you to tailor the
app’s output to the UK, and the toolbar provides swift access to news,
pictures, videos and stock markets coverage.


Reuters


11. Twitter (formerly Tweetie)


Tweetie was the iPhone Twitter client that other iPhone Twitter
clients wanted to be. Its combination of polished interface, plentiful
options and multi-account support meant everyone loved it – apart from
cheapskates, because Tweetie wasn’t free. Now, however, it is, because
Twitter bought it, rebranded it as Twitter, and set fire to the price
tag.


Twitter for iphone


12. Comics


In all honesty, Comics is a little awkward compared to using it on an
iPad, but you won’t find a better comics experience on an iPhone. The
app is free, as are dozens of downloadable comics – and once you run out
of those, many more are available to buy. Reading works on a
frame-by-frame automated ‘zoom’ basis, and is surprisingly usable.


Comics


13. Wikipanion


The Wikipedia website works fine on iPhones, but a dedicated app is a
better bet. Wikipanion is a freebie which gives you quick access to
article sections, in-article search, viewing options, bookmarking, and
the ability to tweet about whatever odd fact you’ve just unearthed.
Also, wonderfully, there are no ads.


Wikipanion


14. Evernote


Clients to access the popular Evernote service for storing notes and
ideas online are available for so many platforms that we half expect a
ZX Spectrum app to be announced tomorrow. On the iPhone, Evernote is
efficient and usable, enabling you to rapidly scan your notes and also
create new ones.


Evernote


15. Kindle


Now iBooks has arrived on the iPhone, you might wonder why you should
bother with Amazon’s Kindle. After all, the app’s not as pretty as
iBooks, nor is there an integrated store (you buy in Safari and sync
purchases to the app). However, Kindle offers a massive selection of
books compared to Apple’s app and the reading experience is great.


Kindle


16. Around Me


Around Me figures out where you are and lists local stuff – banks,
bars, petrol stations and, er, Apple Retail Stores. The app’s reliance
on Google Maps info means there are gaps, but it’s nonetheless handy to
have installed when in unfamiliar surroundings, and the ‘augmented
reality’ landscape mode is amusing, if flaky.


Around me


17. Dictionary.com – Dictionary & Thesaurus


A million definitions and 90,000 synonyms are available in the palm
of your hand with this free, offline dictionary and thesaurus. The app
is fast and efficient, includes phonetic and audio pronunciation of
words, and its interface seems perfectly suited to the iPhone.


Dictionary


18. Air Video Free


Air Video Free can stream (and convert as necessary) video from any
computer running the free Air Video Server. You only get access to a
small number of items per folder or playlist, but some careful planning
can get around that limitation.


Air video free


19. Adobe Photoshop Express


If you’re looking for Photoshop-style power, Photoshop Express won’t
impress. However, if you’re after a quick, free, highly usable tool for
making edits to your iPhone photos, Adobe’s app is ideal. Use it for
cropping, straightening, exposure adjustments, colour effects,
sharpening and more.


Photoshop express


20. iHandy Level Free


One of the tools from the excellent iHandy Carpenter toolkit app,
iHandy Level Free turns your iPhone into a spirit level. By default,
it’ll show just how wonky your device’s accelerometer is, but tap the
calibrate button and you get an accurate and great-looking level.


iHandy level free


21. Instapaper Free


Set up an Instapaper account, create a bookmark in Safari on your
device, and you can then send articles to Instapaper Free, for a
superior and focussed offline reading experience. The app also acts as a
superb taster for the paid version, which adds alternate themes and
iPad support.


Instapaper free


22. PCalc Lite


“But I’ve already got a calculator on my device,” you might argue.
True, but now you can stash default Apple apps in a folder, it’s easier
to justify replacing them with something better – and PCalc Lite is
without doubt the finest free calculator for iOS, with a great interface
and plenty of options. You can also bolt-on features from the paid
version via in-app purchases.


23. iBooks


Having made a big splash on the iPad, iBooks has now arrived for
Apple’s smaller devices. Effectively iTunes for books, the app combines a
reader and store, in Apple’s typically usable and integrated fashion.
Usefully, iBooks includes PDF support and bookmarks automatically sync
across devices.


iBooks


24. Red Laser


Now free, due to being snapped up by eBay, the Red Laser bar-code
scanner is pretty accurate, even if you’re still saddled with an iPhone
3G. It’s great for checking prices while shopping, and also enables you
to get your media collections into Delicious Library if you make use of
AppleScript.


Red laser


25. eBay Selling


And the reason for eBay buying Red Laser? This app, which makes it
astonishingly easy to sell your unwanted stuff. Use eBay Selling to scan
items; you can then research prices on eBay or import items for sale
far more quickly than you can using a PC.


eBay selling


26. eBay Mobile


Unsurprisingly, eBay also has the buying side of its operation
covered with eBay Mobile. The app supports iOS 4 multitasking, and, like
eBay Selling, it’s fast and efficient, to the point that it’s
preferable to using eBay’s website on a PC.


eBay mobile


27. Google Earth


“Hold the world in the palm of your hand,” says Google about Google
Earth, which enables you to fly across the planet by swiping your
finger. More integration with content and features from Maps would be
good, but Google Earth’s Wikipedia articles and a Panoramio layer at
least ensure it’s a great app for seeing the world from your living
room.


Google earth


28. XE Currency


XE Currency is a fine example of an app that does what it needs to,
without fuss. You configure a list of currencies, and it shows current
conversion rates. Double-tap a currency to set its base rate or to
define values for custom conversions.


XE currency


29. Shazam


Shazam is an app that feels like magic when you first use it. It’s
deceptively simple—hold your iPhone near to a music source, and wait
while the app listens and tells you what track is playing. But the sheer
technology behind this simplicity is mind-boggling, and while Shazam
doesn’t always guess right (and only allows five ‘tags’ per month for
new users, unless you upgrade to the paid version), it’s worth a
download.


Shazam


30. Bump


Another contender for the ‘surely, that’s witchcraft?’ award, Bump
enables you to select up to four contacts, then ‘bump’ your device into
another iOS device running Bump to transfer details, or to compare
contacts. And, yeah, we know there’s an email-based ‘share contact’
option in Contacts, but where’s the fun in that?


Bump


31. Yell.com


As you might expect, Yell.com enables you to find local stuff. Select
from a bunch of built-in categories or type in your own term for a list
of local amenities, and use the map to navigate. Avoid the clunky
augmented reality view, though.


Yell


32. BBC News


BBC News has a mobile website that works very nicely in Safari.
However, when using it you’ll find video isn’t accessible. The BBC News
app has some slightly quirky navigation (and occasionally questionable
stability), but provides quick access to breaking stories, complete with
playable videos and zoomable text.


BBC news


33. Find My iPhone


For the paranoid souls out there (or the unlucky ones who’ve had
their devices pilfered), Find My iPhone has now been freed from the paid
version of MobileMe. Assuming you’ve a 2010 or later iOS device, you
can set up a free account and locate your devices within seconds. (Note
that older devices can also be added to Find My iPhone – you just need a
recent one to get things going.)


Find my iphone


34. Dragon Dictation


Fed up of typing on the tiny iPhone keyboard? Use Dragon Dictation
instead, which happily converts your speech into text (with slightly
spooky levels of accuracy for a freebie app). You can even punctuate
(“Comma! Full-stop!”), and when you’re done the app enables you to fire
your thoughts at Facebook, Twitter, Mail or the iOS clipboard.


Dragon dictation


35. iHandy Torch Free


It’s a torch! It’s a cheesy neon light! It’s a hypnotic spiral
effect! With slightly annoying ads! (In reality, iHandy Torch Free is a
mostly a handy app to have installed in case you get up for a midnight
snack or toilet visit, don’t turn on the light and want to avoid
smashing your toe annoyingly hard into an unruly cupboard.)


iHandy torch


36. TVGuide.co.uk TV Guide


TV Guide is an app that’s come a long way. At one time, this was a
disappointing UK TV listings app. Today, it boasts now-and-next and
scrollable listings views, reminders, and calendar, Twitter and Facebook
integration. Only avoid if you hate TV or don’t live in the UK.


TVGuide


37. Zoopla Property Search


There are loads of property search apps on the App Store, but Zoopla
is the best of them. Its listings are comprehensive and there’s also
local market data, including local sale prices and estimates on market
value. The location button is a bit rubbish, but the app soon finds
properties when you manually type a location.


Zoopla


38. IM+


If you’re an instant messaging fiend, IM+ gives you access to GTalk,
Yahoo, MSN/Live Messenger, AIM/iChat, ICQ, MySpace, Twitter, Facebook,
and Jabber. With multitasking and push notifications in iOS 4, IM+ has
been transformed from a curiosity into a must-have freebie app.


IM plus


39. Atomic Web Browser Lite


The lite version of Atomic is missing quite a few features that are
found in its paid-for version, including even basic multitasking support
and content resumption on reopening the app. However, for times where
you need a single-session browser that automatically dumps everything on
exit, such as when buying gifts, this is a handy app to have installed.


Atomic web browser lite


40. Virtuoso Piano Free 3


Virtuoso Piano Free 3 won’t turn you into a virtuoso, but it’s a
perfectly serviceable mini piano. You can amend the number of keys shown
on screen, and buttons enable you to rapidly navigate the full
keyboard. You get two built-in voices for playback, to which you can add
variable levels of sustain.


Virtuoso piano free 3